When was the last time you had a fortune cookie after a Chinese meal, and actually believed the 'fortune'? That's what I thought... In case you’re wondering if real-life fortunetellers aren't much more accurate; that is, except when they're hungry for some lovin! A few months ago, shy lil' Lisa visited my pal Evelyn for a palm reading, and she ended up with a palm right on her crotch. Heh... That's what I call the makings of a pie-eatin contest!

After hearing Lisa’s first few questions, Evelyn knew that she was a little insecure about her new boyfriend, and was going to do just about anything to get this petite blonde pie-muncher to fulfill her needs. Luckily for us, Lisa didn't take much convincing. Even more lucky: Evelyn hired her neighbor to pretend that he was there to film a public access "out on the town" segment.